Barney Stinson 

I heard that guy's awesome.

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.

Barney Stinson by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011

Barney Frank'd 

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.

I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.

Barney Frank'd by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009

Barnsley trout 

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

Barnsley trout by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Barney 

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

Barney by AYB June 13, 2003

Frozen Barney 

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

Frozen Barney by roaxan August 12, 2008

banes 

banes is a name to call a friend you have loads of banter with. Banes can also be used as an exclamation. It originated from fleabanes, a funny dog in the book "fire, bed and bone"

scarly : hey banes, did you see her expression?!
Alice: Yeah, that was so funny banes!

banes by I'm a banes worm May 2, 2018

Barney 

Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

Barney by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007