Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.

I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.

by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010

norwegian hot air balloon

A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.

Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.

by Sh'Matt April 15, 2009

balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.

ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.

by wpcustoms January 29, 2008

Balloon Head

1. An extremely unintelligent person with a large ego or bravado.

2. A male airhead whose ego inflates and deflates like a hot air balloon in his interactions with his peers.

3. A person whose convictions are easily swayed or comprimised.

4. An Irish Painter who thinks he's American

While Dave appears to be normal upon first meeting him, he is actually a Balloon Head.

by B-Dogg November 24, 2004

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"

by Dell.556 July 25, 2011