the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
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Salami (often used as a word for penis)
Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)
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Salami (often used as a word for penis)
Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)
Salami Badger
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When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017
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I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
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