bacon of the sea

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.

Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.

by me or you June 21, 2009

bacon

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

by lucx September 5, 2008

Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

Eat the Bacon

After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.

Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.

by HorneyBob December 20, 2008

decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015