Corn-backed brown shark

A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.

Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.

by haywired69 February 12, 2009

Bashed

When your ex just broke up with you and you are literally about to go and fling yourself out the window.

"Dude, I'm so bashed."

"Bro, I'm bashed for life."

by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

by The prey June 5, 2010

bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008