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blood shart

When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"

"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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Blood Tear

When a man ejaculates and blood comes out of his penis when he cums.
A person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he ejaculates a blood tear.
by Theodorable October 19, 2009
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Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012
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gypsy blood

a person who does not like to settle down in one area or does not like to be with the same person all the time.
jack moves from place to place living the high life, I think he has gypsy blood
gill has gypsy blood she just won't settle down with a man.
by see wath34 October 28, 2017
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cumming blood

Used to describe a handjob technique in which the female lacks knowledge and believes that manhandling your penis will result in pleasure.
She had no idea what she was doing, she was jerkin me off so hard last night, I thought I was cumming blood.
by Fred Riahi May 13, 2006
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Blood Dragon

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.
I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.
by Mobscenity October 20, 2014
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blood walk

The above definition is partially correct. The thing where you slide on one foot and spell BLOOD with the other is just one move in Blood walking. Crip walking has a similar move except you cross out Blood after you spell it.
Anyway, Blood walking is a style of dance performed by Bloods which is similar to crippin but with no heel toe or shuffle. It sometimes involves spins and shit. Like the Crip walk has a non-gangsta relative called the clown walk, the Blood walk has a non-gangsta relative called the b-bounce. Both are sick.
He repped his set by doing the Blood walk and using his foot to spell out EASTSIDE
by skrudge January 11, 2008
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