Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.
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by Bob February 13, 2004
Get the schmegma blaster mug.A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.
The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.
When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.
When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
by jzimo August 10, 2005
Get the blaster repeating rifle mug.Eric: "Hey Jim, how did the interview go? You think you got the job?"
Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."
Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."
by Spongetits July 30, 2012
Get the Beasted It mug.Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.
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Get the Blasterd mug.Loretta's house band in South Park.
Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?
I dunno, where are they playing?
At Loretta's.
Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.
I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.
I dunno, where are they playing?
At Loretta's.
Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.
I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.
by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010
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