Average

1. The birth canal of a woman. 2. Pussy

Guy 1 - Dude its been forever since I got laid.

Guy 2 - Yeah man, you seriously need to get some average.

by akaBmo September 16, 2009

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monASS

person 1: hey how're yo-
average genshin player: monass

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A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

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Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

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Average Basher

An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.

Look at her, she's just an average basher.

by Randompeg October 16, 2008

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Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

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averietta

Best person you will ever meet! Her personality is just as unique as her name. She is the most kind, loving, funny, forgiving person you will ever meet! She is a perfect soulmate and is beautiful. Like actually she doesn't even seem real she's so perfect.

Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. She's totally an Averietta! I heard they're perfect.

Guy 1: Oh yeah? Should I go for her?
Guy 2: If you don't, I will! She's practically the white Beyoncé!

by ialsolikesushi January 7, 2017

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