Avocado Aunty

A group of women ( mostly likely to be found in New Delhi , India) that just got out of high school and basically behave like they are 40 and married to billionaires. They have all the designer clothes and their only hobby is spending their husbands' money and going for lunch with other AVOCADO AUNTIES. their first trip out of the country , they return with american accents ( even if they went to UK/ SIngapore/ Dubai etc.) Places to spot them -

EMPORIO MALL
HYPE NIGHTCLUB
ANIDRA NIGHTCLUB
Most importantly- they don't know what AVOCADOS look like but they order them anyway because their AUNTY friends told them its nice for their skin.

THings an AVOCADO AUNTY WOULD SAY-

OMG DIMPY , look at her bag its a GUCCI from last year. She's so low society.
OMG LOVELY , she showed up in a C class. I've never had anything less than and S class.

by Limao May 26, 2014

sugar aunty

Someone (usually a woman) who gives you money but doesn't ask for anything in return.

So, I asked my sugar aunty for a thousand dollars the other day, and she said "Sure, just make sure you have a good time."

by Bae-Bri June 24, 2017

The Ants😡🐜

Commenting “The ants😡🐜” On peoples videos has become a trend on TikTok. It started because there was a video of a peach with ants on it so the person threw it away. But why do people say “The ants😡🐜” on random videos? “The ants😡🐜” is referring to the haters. People will make hate comments, therefor the creator of the video with deleted “throw away” the video

The Ants😡🐜- A metaphor used to describe a hater on TikTok, because they will hate on a video and the video will be taken down. When ants get on a peach, it is thrown away.

by Yeemontoo October 9, 2019

Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

antsy in the pantsy

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.

My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!

by Teratogen June 2, 2011

auntie flo

A colloquial expression for a woman's menstrual cycle.

Auntie flo can also be used in limericks, such as here:

There once was an auntie called flo.
She was sexy and red like Bordeaux.
When she met a vibrator,
She said: come back later,
Cuz today I prefer a regular Joe.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010