Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.

Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

by Haygurl007 March 22, 2011

Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguin who dress in pizzas, a pink beanie and glasses. They all are green and will not accept any other color penguins because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins, (Or AAPP) go around in costume spamming words and stealing puffles to eat after a hard day of raiding. Their weaknesses include the ban hammer, orange puffles, Penguins from the parlor, and mad pizza chiefs with an appetite. If you are faced with an Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguin, smile cause your probably on CherryCheese's video.

"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"

by CherryCheese November 24, 2019

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 02, 2007

ur aunt eat pant

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.

David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.

by Coalbra March 27, 2018

My aunts dead

when giest says my aunts dead

my aunts dead

by pooman February 12, 2004

red headed aunt flow

a "code" girls sometimes use to refer to their period in front of mixed company

"my red headed aunt flow is visiting for the week"

by lilmomma1220 April 12, 2006

Aunt Hony's special recipe

When a guy poops on a plate then pours a mixture of skeet and pee on top. After doing this he feeds the "food" to his partner.

Last night me and Mia made Aunt Hony's special recipe. She ate half of it.

by Fabio Hernandeze Jr. March 14, 2008