alphabet lips

Another phrase used to describe someone sucks cock or give BJs... get it.

She gave me a full on BJ with her cherry stained alphabet lips

by Bet April 30, 2006

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

Alphabet

To draw the alphabet with your fingers on her stomach while performing oral sex on her.

Damn bro you totally went all out you even went alphabet.

by Angelwng September 29, 2015

alphabitize

the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.

Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!

by cork1357 July 6, 2008

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

alphabet mafia

a secret roblox organization for the people who watch anime. A private in the alphabet mafia reads, draws, and watches anime. A member is one who only watches anime. A general is one who only reads it.

"I'm a private in the alphabet mafia."

by idontthinkiknowyouirl January 24, 2021

Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014