Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.

John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"

by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022

Albert

Ok so there’s this guy his name is Albert but most people call him Alberto or flamingo he has a yt called flamingo he also had another channel called Albertzstuff his nicknames are : mrflimflam, fat man,flamgo,flamingo, mr room foam

Guy #1: do you know about Albert

Guy #2: Yes
Guy #2 has got banned for YES

by Just a epic weeb February 2, 2020

Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.

Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert

by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023

Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie

by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013

Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018