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ben affleck

verb: to wreck anything by merely loaning your name or persona to it

adjective: cursed, tainted, ruined, spoiled

noun: a talentless pile of flotsam that should soon go away
"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"

"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"
by OnTheSideOfRight October 4, 2006
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affair

when a man/woman are married and have sex with another man/woman.
I'm having an affair with the daugther of my friend.
by WEHG October 4, 2006
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don't touch what you can't afford

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
by GF February 18, 2007
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Affliction

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.
Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..
by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010
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affirmative bullshit

i scored 200 points higher on my SAT and that minority got into college before me, because of affirmative bullshit.
by chunk9590 January 7, 2009
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affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.
After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.
by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008
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Ben Affleck

When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
by MASTERBLASTER69 December 27, 2005
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