Overgrown abortion

A person who is so stupid that their lack of intelligence goes off the charts. This person really should have been swallowed.

Mother: Stop watching My Little Pony porn and mow the lawn you overgrown abortion. This is why your father killed himself.

by paul8m3 February 7, 2022

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

Kentucky Fried Abortion

The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.

Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.

by BmxPapi December 28, 2020

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

spontaneous gay abortion

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.

After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022

An Abortion

A noun used by people who are disgusted by abortions (or not) to call someone in a derogatory manner no matter how much sense it makes.

...and then those abortions, the Red Coats, burned Washington on August 24, 1814.

Whoopi Goldberg is an abortion.

by Anthropology Sux! November 22, 2011