by jaffaw July 16, 2009
Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
by Lupine the 3rd January 16, 2012
To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
by Myerpheus February 16, 2012
A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
by Lostpure August 25, 2010
Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.
I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
by Germaggeddon January 08, 2013
Masterbation with the lights off.
Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
by magicalg March 14, 2010
That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.
had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim
by seanysean23 January 30, 2015