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monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.
That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.
by Lauren R April 21, 2008
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Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.
That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.
by Northern Pain August 25, 2010
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e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.
by pinky June 30, 2004
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tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
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Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
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Chief Tard

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj February 23, 2012
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