jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

prestone

ass hole

she is prestone

by me divk February 2, 2017

Preston

In love with Adrian.

I'm so Preston.

by Jorge Washingmachine February 22, 2022

Preston

Preston is an amazing person who deserves the best in the entire world! They have the best humor along with the best art! And may I add they’re really pretty?

“Hey have you heard of Preston?”
“Yes! They’re the most incredible person to ever exist! They deserve the #1 best person ever reward!”

by ExhaustedRichie May 31, 2021

Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie

WOW he is such a Preston Jit.

by Alexander THE Graham Bell May 18, 2022

Preston

Preston is a guy who just knows.

Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know

by Jaztastical November 3, 2023