louisiana Stir Stick

The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron

When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.

by bubba ho January 27, 2008

louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

Louisiana Etch a Sketch

When on holiday in Louisiana, you eat a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya, then take a shit on on a tattoo artist while he tattoos your grundel.

Mike: Hey can i get a Tattoo on my grundel
Tattoo Artist: Would you like a regular Tattoo, or a Louisiana Etch a Sketch for a dollar more?
Mike: ok, I'll Have the Louisiana Etch a Sketch
Tattoo Artist: Sure, Heres a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya

by Woody Woodrow April 28, 2008

Louisiana Lawnmower

After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.

Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower

by Shullit May 11, 2008

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

louisiana blow torch

The act of covering your erected penis in flammable material, then proceeding to light it on fire. Next, the man inserts his flaming man torch inside the woman's vagina.

Dude I just gave your mom a Louisiana blow torch!

by John Apple butter toast April 15, 2014

Louisiana Bow-Tie

A female is lying down. A male then approaches her and crouches down over her face. He the proceeds to put his balls in and out of her mouth (teabagging) and also takes a shit just under her neck at the same time. Thus completing the Louisiana Bow-Tie.

Tom Louisiana Bow-Tied Juliana.

by NOSCOPE2YADOME July 27, 2009