Your Mom

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
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When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise
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I have sex with your mom...
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your mom

A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.

Variations: Your Mother
"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"
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Me: Your mom gay

Them: *dies*
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