What's wrong with you

Do you say the right things at the perfect time
Do you wear the right clothes and wait patiently in line
Is that what makes you think I think you'll be alright
If I ask one more question

will you pretend not to mind

What's wrong with you
What's wrong
Tell me
What's wrong with you

You wear an until your all alone
Even in your own house you don't really feel at home
Your relatives say they like you
And tell you how much you've grown
But if you hang around too long they start to bitch and moan
Like this

All your friends seem to take everything
They never come over when they know
When they know you've got nothing
When you look in the mirror hanging there on your wall
Do you ever wonder why you have friends at all?

What's wrong with you
(Laughter)
What's wrong
That'll be eighty-five dollars, please
(Laughter)
What's wrong?

by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020

wrong

Noun

1. Running out of toilet paper and digging through the trash to look for an unspoiled square you can wipe yourself with.
2. Actually wiping your ass with that square.

After taking a huge crunch I realized that Jake was fresh out of toilet paper. Rather than ruin my underwear and embarrass myself, I fetched some out of the trash and wiped blindly. This was wrong.

by jedadia April 1, 2009

I was born in the wrong generation

A stupid and insecure way for one to say that they like old music.

Stevebob Jr:" Pink Floyd is so great, not like this trash modern Justin Beaver and shit. I was born in the wrong generation."
Chadneil:"Bitch no..."

by TweedleDumbass420 August 15, 2020

wongo

Spanglish slang: when someone's appearance looks a little sloppy; often in reference to uncombed hair.

were you in a hurry this morning? you look all wongo.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

Wrong end of the stick

An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem.

The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick.

It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner.

The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end.

The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end.

Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game.

"Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.

by Horton Cum-Studley February 6, 2012

wrong uses for this

Wrong uses for this is writing defintions for such things as "wrong uses for this."

Wrong uses for this would be bashing people on UD, or using it as a forum.

by TornReality October 5, 2004

wrong (noun)

cheap white cider, the kind which costs significantly under a pound per litre

go down the local sketchy an' get us a bottle of wrong mate?

let's get some wrong in and get beasted for election night

by riddimrak June 14, 2005