You're Holding It Wrong 

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

You're Holding It Wrong by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with

Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES

you got the wrong one by Huggybear6789 March 20, 2017

...Not that there's anything wrong with that... 

An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.

HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.

"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

...Not that there's anything wrong with that... by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008

bong wrong

After smoking a bong you maybe misjudge certain factors, like time and space. If somebody makes a wrong statement, that could be the result of the intoxication, he is "bong wrong".

Stoned Person: 'Man, we ordered that pizza like, half an hour ago!'
Other Person: 'Dude, you're bong wrong!'

bong wrong by The Reanimator September 1, 2007

Harold Camping Wrong 

After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.

Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Harold Camping Wrong by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011

You pick the wrong house fool. 

You fucked up.

You fucked up matey/You pick the wrong house fool.

You pick the wrong house fool. by Big Smoke Hates CJ June 16, 2019

well, you're not wrong 

A phrase used when someone says something strange or crazy, but true and you have no rebuttal or retort

Josh: We won't have to worry about teen pregnancies if there are no girls to get pregnant
Kyle: Well, You're not Wrong...

well, you're not wrong by amemethatded October 10, 2019