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Woofer

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.
"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."
by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011
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Woof'd Up

Woof'd Up is a verb. You can use it in place of other popular terms like screwed up, messed up, f'd up, etc.

You can add I, You or They in front of it to describe who did the Woof'ing Up.

iwoofdup.com is the web site that made this term popular.
Husband: I forgot to make reservations for our anniversary!
Wife: You Woof'd Up!

I was supposed to turn in that report to my boss and forgot. I really Woof'd Up.
by manlag August 13, 2012
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Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim
Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!
by jadeem May 13, 2011
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woofcat

The All Mighty King Of WEB and H4ck1n6 is here for ever LONG LIVE WOOFCAT
Woofcat owns at diablo 2 LOD, Starcraft BroodWar, Unreal tournament And all other GAMES
by Woofcat October 30, 2003
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woomfer

n: Term for a females (lady bits) used by Kenny the camera man in SCARY MOVIE whilst loking up Gail's skirt
"Gail i can see your woomfer from down here"
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Woofed

The breaks on the work van are fuckin Woofed Yo!
by Irish_Mic February 5, 2009
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woofle

A word for pussy only really used for comedic effect.

See Also:
Nani
Kooter
Cootchie
Snatch
Vagina
Kotch
I can see your woofle!
by Libra Chic September 4, 2005
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