windowsexual

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

by wq.bi October 24, 2019

Windows Movie Maker

your default video editing software on windows os, does the most basic things. It is a good to use if you're a beginner due to its lack of advanced features and anything past that you want to use sony vegas or adobe.

Pros:
*It's default program on windows os (free!)
*does the basics of video editing
*great starting point for tinkering around

Cons:
*lack of advanced features
*limited file type support (can only import .avi and various other common file types)

Windows Movie Maker is a program that's useful for first timers of video editing and after a week or so you'll move on to something else because the features are so primitive...

by extreme133 December 19, 2010

Windows 98

An operating system that is better than even the latest MAC OS

Windows 98 crashes a lot less often and you can do more things on it than a MAC

by wot2the January 15, 2008

Window Shopping

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.

Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010

backslide window

A trecherous window of time following a break up in which both parties are prone to bone.

John isnt coming over until the backslide window closes

by The Barnacle July 29, 2009

Windows 95

The worst operating system ever made.

My windows 95 crashed 95 times a day.

by noone November 2, 2003

Windows 7

The Windows edition after Windows Vista. It is much better than Vista, especially because of the massive surge of Windows 7 Beta downloads that surpassed the sales of Windows Vista 7 weeks after Vista's release. Many anti-Microsoft users are hesitant because of Vista's flaws, and some even criticize 7 without even trying the Release Candidate version.

Windows 7 uses less system resources than Vista, and it has an improved GUI. It also has many new features, like ribbons added onto Paint and Notepad, and a calculator that is actually usable at a level of math above Pre-Algebra. Networking will also be easier with the addition of libraries, which are folders that can house multiple files all over your computer in one area.

1: Microsoft sucks! Look at all their products that stink! Vista, Bing, the Zune, and Windows 7 are all terrible!
2: Have you even tried any of those products?
1: ...Err. No...

by Kyothine August 17, 2009