Joy whacker

The art of joyfully spooning with your male cousin.

Hey cuz... Remember at last years family reunion, when we passed out spooning, and you were my joy whacker? - Good times!!

by Yeah guy August 10, 2017

Bush Whacker

A clan, or just a person who camps in a bush. The clan bushwhacked is based on people who camp out in a bush. Camping in a bush in real life, or in a game.

This guy was being a bush whacker.

by Tactica15hooter June 29, 2018

Cracker whacker

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with Caucasian’s

“You’re a night rider” “shutup, you’re a cracker whacker”

by Stellerszells March 15, 2018

billy whacker

A very long and loud fart. The kind that grumbles.

I just woke up my wife with a billy whacker to the face!

by Bomahker March 16, 2018

Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

by SlopTopMop January 20, 2019

Pudge whacker

One who flogs his meat
To jerk off

Joe is such a pudge whacker

by Bk broiler March 14, 2019

Ass Whiskers

An ass whisker is a hair you pull OUT OF YOUR ASS. Also something you may call so.eone when they are being a bitch, say "ads whisker" instead of "asshole" "butthole" "bitch" or "crap pile" or can be ass whiskers

Bob saggot: your a little coochie on a stick
Le monks: well your a ass whisker and a pile of Ass Whiskers

by MinionGorl November 2, 2019