1 definition by SlopTopMop

Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

by SlopTopMop January 21, 2019