the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021
Get the when did i ask mug.Wife: When are you comming home?
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.
Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.
Husband: Well I've got all this paperwork to do. I won't be back till fuck knows when.
Neighbour: Oh, you're looking for Steve? He's gone on holiday, won't be back until fuck knows when.
by Tom_NZ May 14, 2007
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It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.
by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011
Get the When does the narwhal bacon? mug.Old fashioned way of refering to:
a. the presence of women or children.
b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.
a. the presence of women or children.
b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.
a. You shouldn't tell dirty jokes like that when in mixed company.
b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.
c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"
b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.
c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"
by piscean315 February 9, 2005
Get the when in mixed company mug.A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community
DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling
by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009
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Get the when you are hungry, chicken is the best mug.When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
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