first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

seventh wheeling

The seventh wheel is the single guy or girl in a group 3 couples

That this point go home and go on tinder

At the movies I was seventh wheeling and being single really made me sad

by Oneeyedjoe October 23, 2017

bob and wheel

A British phrase referring to successfully spooning someone.

I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.

by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017

forth wheel

A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored

My friends were together while me and my friend were third and forth wheeling

by 123game321 February 12, 2018

dual wheeling

Actively wheeling two people at the same time.

"Dude, have you seen how much time Nick spends with Danielle and Sarah?"

"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."

by Urbansaur February 7, 2017

Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

by Tophertalks November 17, 2021