bloody weasel

A horny crazed sycko who is so addicted to the vagina he even bones at the worst time of the month

look at jack's bloody foreskin that boy is a bloody weasel

by Burt W. Reynolds August 27, 2007

hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009

VIN WEASEL

1.)when a male is convinced that his weasel is the essence of perfection and can do no wrong, dominating all
with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.

2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.

3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.

Man last night my Vin weasel jumped out of my pants and took off to conquer the hookers down on tacoma ave and make them succumb to its hardcore action figure like man helmet, and then do its bidding !!!!

by squirt donkeys December 29, 2006

Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero

damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue

by Fester 19887 January 30, 2007

rat weasel

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.

"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"

by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

ass weasel

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

by Coa Coa June 14, 2006