Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009

weekday combo

The act of masturbating and promptly falling asleep for an inconveniently long amount of time. Usually, but not exclusively performed during the week after business hours. A typical weekday combo will ruin your schedule and leave you feeling gross and unemployed.

Person 1: Hey man how's your research project going? My group made a lot of progress last night!
Person 2: Dude I fucked up... totally hit it with the weekday combo and missed the meeting. I've been asleep for 4 hours.

by *RATM* Mad Boy May 31, 2016

slumber weekend

a table for two slumber party which lasts all weekend long, or multiple days in a row. usually involves staying in bed the entire time, eating take-out or watching movies between bone sessions. mostly occurs when one night together feels so great that you just don't want it to end.

1. i remember that dude, we had a slumber weekend once. it was awesome.
2. we don't go out much, my girlfriend and i have slumber weekends constantly.

by leie May 31, 2009

Ipod Weekend

A weekend spent alone with the sole function of uploading all of your CDs onto Itunes so that you can listen to them on your Ipod.

What did you do last weekend?

Was an Ipod weekend so didn´t get out at all.

by GeekFreek2010 February 3, 2010

Julie week

A week that is absolutely amazing. Nothing has gone wrong, and what happened to not go perfectly right is of little consequence.

"This was the best week ever. I totally had a Julie week"

by m.j.kroll March 5, 2010

ghetto week

The second week in a bimonthly pay period before you get paid again ie. You get paid on the 1st and the 15th of the month, the 8th through the 15th is ghetto week because by the 7th all your money is spent.

Shutup and eat you some ramen boy, you know damn well its ghetto week

by prepayafterdark February 22, 2011

Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

by lagosvibes January 25, 2011