spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

cob webs

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"

1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in

by N.N.U March 29, 2010

Mariana Web

Level 5 of the internet. Supposedly, this part of the web can only be accesed by using polymeric falcighol derivation. This can only work on a quantum computer. This is very advanced technology. No one has got to this part of the internet yet.

Reaching the Mariana Web requires Polymeric Falcighol Derivation.

by 123what comes next? December 23, 2017

web slang

used by faggots who can't spell properly

"...Ur 5 arent u...Its fucking Web Slang,Love is how u spell it,But I'm saying Luuu"r"v,Or I might say luv,Which is just like Love...Get ur fucking web slang together" - KTHonFire

by wesdood April 20, 2006

ass web

when someone jizzes in your ass and you immediately fart causing it to form like a spider web, if you sweat it will leave little droplets like dew on a spider web. If you keep it in your ass you can preserve it and spread your ass cheeks apart and display it and it is still a web. You could also leave it somewhere, like after you sit down you could leave it on the seat and it leaves a web-like sticker.

For Example:
"Hey Lexi I got a nice ass web when my boyfriend and I were doing anal last night"
"Really?! I've always wanted one!"
"I know, it's totally cool, wanna see?!"

by Evangeline Ingle August 5, 2013

Web-Jack

Someone who has to insult people on the internet for lack of nothing better to do. The difference between them and me is that to them, it's not a joke.

Webjacks can piss up a rope.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

cock webs

An out of commission cock

"I haven't got laid in so long, I've grown cock webs".

by Carolick May 19, 2011