verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.
by mmcg1 August 03, 2021
verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing
Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
by mmcg1 August 03, 2021
That girl is a wax slinger
by Naro36 April 02, 2017
by Feathery February 12, 2017
An old fashioned way to say you will:
1. have sexual intercourse, or
2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way
1. have sexual intercourse, or
2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way
"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru
Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru
Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass
by El Elemento May 30, 2015
Masterbation with a condom on.
I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.
by crazypaws November 22, 2019