A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!
Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
by freqazoid March 5, 2008
Get the wanger mug.1. A wigger that inspires other wiggers. 2. A wigger which other wiggers aspire to be 3. An exceptionally wigger-ish act.
1. Eminem in the movie 8 mile, and in general is a wiggerspiration. 2.K-Fed 3. Crying when Obama was appointed president of USA or talking about the 'ghetto'
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(noun) A syndrome that occurs when white people mentally think that they are black. They dress like they are black, talk like they are black, and act like they are black. This syndrome is closely related to Gender Identity Disorder and people who suffer from this should not be made fun of but should be given mental help.
John: Wow look at that white kid over there, he thinks he is black.
Tom: Don't make fun of him, it looks like he suffers from Wigger Syndrome.
Tom: Don't make fun of him, it looks like he suffers from Wigger Syndrome.
by thedon123456 November 10, 2013
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Get the Finger wagged mug.Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.
"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.
"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.
"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.
by yet nuts January 26, 2018
Get the Dager The Wager mug.Larping is a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props. Some "people" (see: subhumans), enjoy being a Larping Nigger (Wigger).
This type of cringe behavior is usually brought on by growing up in trailer parks and suffering some kind of brain damage and/or sexual abuse. Back in the 90s, for about 3 months, this seemed like a "cool" thing to do.
What is very strange is running into this kind of behavior in 2022. Typically, retards that enjoy larping as a nigger, are white and beg for money like homeless people. The extra chromosome or lacking of, usually results in them thinking they are really black people and they tend to have eyes that are way too far apart. White people typically don't accept larping n*gger(s), nor do actual n*ggers. These sad degenerates are usually seen as outcasts from society.
This type of cringe behavior is usually brought on by growing up in trailer parks and suffering some kind of brain damage and/or sexual abuse. Back in the 90s, for about 3 months, this seemed like a "cool" thing to do.
What is very strange is running into this kind of behavior in 2022. Typically, retards that enjoy larping as a nigger, are white and beg for money like homeless people. The extra chromosome or lacking of, usually results in them thinking they are really black people and they tend to have eyes that are way too far apart. White people typically don't accept larping n*gger(s), nor do actual n*ggers. These sad degenerates are usually seen as outcasts from society.
"Man, this server admin of No Man's Land, Icy, sure is a Larping Nigger (Wigger). Yikers. Why is he smoking mids in the passenger seat of a Malibu trying to act hard with his fucked up hairline and fake chain?? Little retard is softer than baby shit and hes white as hell..Embarrassing!"
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