Waterslide Enema

When you go down an steep waterslide and the water is forced up your butthole and gives you an unwanted enema.

When at the waterpark I like to watch the women at the end of the steep slide, they pull their bathing suit bottom from the crack of their ass and then you see water run out of their ass. “Did you see her waterslide enema flow out of her?”

by NYPussyvore December 16, 2023

Waterski Racer

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)

Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."

by pythonyt December 2, 2023

waters

A euphemism for beers.

"I'm going for waters with the boys on Friday night."

by crazyfrog81 March 29, 2024

Wagerfluffler

A Wagerfluffler is an absolute, horrendous, disgusting, absolutely gut-wrenching, person who is so foul, so vain, that those people need their own separate word just so that the world may be somewhat cleansed of their incompetence in life.

You goddamn waggerfluffler
You should go to hell Wagerfluffler

Fu** you waggerfluffler

by Why yes June 9, 2024

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

waterslide

what a nez describes their pussy when its tight and wet

this bih natasha said she has a smallwaterslide in her room

by DavidDeGooner September 7, 2025

half wager

the smaller portion on the "wager origin" derived from his parents...

big wager got game half wager got skin

by fuckaduckateegan December 24, 2004