bunch of wankers

Tip sliders.

Slide it over the tip and lie back and enjoy it. Finger the front bottom and grab the whole shaft then wait a few seconds and you'll know what it is to wank.

by Cardio April 24, 2003

wackerfrolicker

a person with low self-esteem on a tuesday

He's a wackerfrolicker.

by hardcorejews9 March 14, 2009

wackerise

the act of making something wack, or uncool

did you hear the reggae remix of Beyonce's song Single Ladies? ... yea man, they totally wackerised it!

by wizdizzle November 21, 2009

wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were

i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated

by fraughgull January 11, 2011

Wackernackle

A tent made out of bed sheets that are attached to one's bunk bed. Used mostly in Bible College because of its similarity to the tabernacle that God commanded the Israelites to construct in the wilderness. Mostly used for doing the nasty.

"Hey bro can you stop tearing open my wackernackle when I got my headphones in?"

by DAPOLLO February 26, 2015

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

Wickerslam

A sexual act involving three dicks being inserted into three holes. While possible between humans, the act was designed for a kangaroo and three monkeys, as kangaroo females have three vaginas and monkeys are flexible.

Originated from Seussical the Musical, which features a kangaroo and three monkeys named the Wickershams battling some obvious sexual tension.

Doesn't have to be rape, but it helps.

The wickersham brothers saw the sour kangaroo and decided to Wickerslam her.

Jack: Hey, see that girl over there?

Alan: With the pocket on her chest?

Sean: She looks like a kangaroo.
Jack: I have the sudden urge to wickerslam her...

by The Whole Tiddie April 20, 2017