Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 28, 2003

whack

to kill or murder; mafia term

Tony, did you whack that guy yet?

by idk October 4, 2003

whackin

Slang term for masturbation.

Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.

Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.

Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.

Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.

Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.

Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).

Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.

I enjoy feverishly whackin my cock in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scrotum any chance I get.

I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.

by ChocolateCoveredBallsacks March 5, 2008

dope whack skool

The school that dope rappers have to send the lame-ass posers back to, so they can study on how to rhyme and flow like tha pros. Coined by rapper Ledbatz, 2005.

This n****'s flow is whack. Send him back 2 dope whack skool.

by Ledbatz September 24, 2005

whachugondo

(verb)a rare word in the english language, only spoken by a few genius individuals. the root of the word is arabic "whachu", which is the sneezing sound one makes when masterbating. The suffix is "gondo" and in swahili translates to the sound one makes after having an orgasm. By combining the prefix "whachu" and suffix "gondo" you have one of the most intricite words known to man in "whachugondo". It is the most stuntastic way to ask an individual or group what they have planned or what the next step would be in any given situation.

Saying the word two or three times in a row has a much much more meaningful impact. "whachugondo and whachugondo and whachugondo"

Adding a "whodatis" to the end of the word makes for eargasms to anyone who is lucky enough to hear the two words together. Be very careful not to abuse this combination.

This is the only question in the english language that does not recquire a question mark, or any punctuation to that matter.

Stunna: "yo, i heard you planted your man seed in dat bitch Wanda and she's gonna try to have it...whachugondo and whachugondo"
Matt Clark: "I'm gonna kick dat bitch in her stomach... Whatshegondo"

Jack: "whachugondo and whachugondo and whodatis and whachugondo"
Jill: "i'm going to the mall and this is my boyfriend"

by Stuntastic June 13, 2008

Whackadoodle

(adj.) Anything beyond whacky. Usually a one word exclamation of shock in response to the observed whackiness.
(n.) A person displaying whacky behavior.

Whackadoodle!! That guy is nuts!!

He's a whackadoodle!!

by 1SillyK June 15, 2017

whack

a word they used around the 1950's and 1960's refering to knocking somebody the fuck out or killing 'em without using arms. Often used in the triology 'The Godfather'.

1) Clemenza: Hey the Godfather asked for a direct favour, you up for a challenge?
Soldier: I'm loyal to the family, how can I help?
Clemenza: The Corleone's want that Turk asshole working with Tattaglia whacked as soon as possible. They set up Luca Brasi and we want him dead.

by # 1 Stunna September 8, 2008