Cap Water

When you have clear piss and pee in a bottle and your friends drink it

Hey Gage can I have a drink of water? Ya I got cap water! What’s cap water? It’s my filtered clear piss

by Cap watet May 25, 2021

Wall Watching

(n) the practice of observing humans on the sidelines of a club, bar, or the like. One might participate in Wall Watching for:
a) educational reasons, b) a recreational activity, c) comedic relief, or d) by default, physical exhaustion.

see also, Wall Watch (v)

Bobby: Look at those moves! I wish I had my camera.
Tommy: Wow, I've never seen one of those before. I can't believe I'm witnessing such an amazing event.
Johnny: What are you guys doing by the wall?
Bobby + Tommy: Wall Watching.

by Stephanie Cooper September 15, 2009

Pocket Watching

If somebody is looking on how much money you got.

A: "See how they're looking at us?"
B: "They're pocket watching!"

by DoubleM-Bay September 9, 2013

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

Smartphone Waterfall

When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.

Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.

by WillyPom April 1, 2015

watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 28, 2008