Wank Warrior

A Professional wanker, one who claims to be a master or warrior of wanking,

"All Tom from myspace does all day is masturbate, he must be a Wank Warrior."

by ColbyA.K.A.C-Pimpin December 13, 2008

Terror Wank

To wank under extreme horror or terror, usually under extreme, life or death circumstances as a last attempt at pleasure. Characterized by furious masturbation accompanied by screams and shouts.

Captain Bob: "Attention passengers, fasten all safety belts-we are heading for a crash landing."
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*

by Nickwalks October 26, 2011

Eco Wank

Masterbation with the lights off.

Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.

by magicalg March 14, 2010

Sanity Wank

A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank

Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane

by Lostpure August 25, 2010

utility wank

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013

wank up

Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.

Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed

by violet_ultra June 22, 2014

wank muse

object of desire during masturbation

Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.

by TheDirtyDozen December 1, 2010