Volatile

Likely to explode at any minute. In this case, premature ejaculation upon presentation of a mirror or tape recorder.

"Hey you sexy beefcake, you look like you could use some creatine"

*AAAAAAAAHHHH JIZZ*

by Iscaw February 17, 2003

vodka

A drink that Russians claim to have invented, but was actually invented by the Polish.

Russians take credit for everything, probably because they have memory loss from drinking way too much vodka.

by поляк October 22, 2015

Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.

"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

volatile

someone who is easily excited

Since Jeff is volatile don't tell him yet that you scratch his car.

by Gerard Irick October 4, 2010

Volcanator

A way to smoke marijuana and drink beer at the same time.
It's just like pulling a flood.
Instead of using water for the flood, you use beer.
1- Light the bowl while letting the beer flow out of the hole on the bottom area of the flood bottle.
2- Drink the beer.
3- After drinking all the beer, Hit the flood.
4- Congratulate yourself, because you just pulled a Volcanator.

Butch killed 3 hookers after giving them Mexican Avalanches, snorted coke off their cadavers, then pulled a Volcanator with a milk jug

by zanethebrave September 14, 2007

Vodka Vision

Similar to beer goggles. The specific effect vodka has on one's ability to determine attractiveness of the opposite sex (sometimes same sex). For example, hot people will look like Greek gods, average looking people will look like Greek gods, and finally ugly people will also look like Greek gods. The result of vodka vision tends to involve shame and regret.

Too bad I had vodka vision last night, I really thought he was cute, now I am disgusted with myself.

by soapsterz October 4, 2011

volcan

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening, and 2 into the anus. Usually done when the woman is laying down.

Double in the pink and stank.

When the shocker did not make her sing, he gave her the Volcan!

by Donut March 5, 2005