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vitamin water

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!
girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!
by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005
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Vidya

Vidya is a Sanskrit noun meaning "right knowledge" or "clarity".

It is frequently used in Hinduism implying the Puranic conception of knowledge and learning.

Girls with this name have a superior spiritual feminine energy which purifies, empowers, and uplifts the individual. They have a special vibe about them which no one can resist. She is smart, intelligent, cute and very adorable with an incredible personality!
Damn, that's Vidya!

Look at that girl, Vidya!
by purplefancypants July 12, 2013
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Vitastic

Causing great amazement. The Full Vita.
The Transfarring on that thing is Vitastic!
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Vitavomit

a verb: to hurl or vomit after taking a multi vitamin on an empty stomach.
Did you hear Sydney in the bathroom?
Was she Vitavomitting?
Yeah how did you know?
All Vitamin Virgins Vomit
by Vitaqueen September 29, 2011
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Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.
"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"
by theantiscro May 11, 2014
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