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valentine's day

The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.

Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
by One little hellian February 13, 2017
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valentine's day

A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.
Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?
by mofoJO October 23, 2007
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Valentine's Day

1. A day to get gifts from your bae

BUT MORE OFTEN...

2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018
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Valentine’s Day

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.
She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.
by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022
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friend valentine

Someone you want to date but feel to weird asking to date so you ask them to be your valentine but as a friend.
When you don’t have the balls to ask them to date so you say “wanna be my Friend Valentine or valentine but as a friend”
by Bjbjbjbjbjbj February 13, 2019
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Ava Valentine

A tiny hoe who likes chodes. She is in a three way mariiage with Aiden and Matthew. Tiny boobs.
by Huudywuudy March 7, 2019
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fruity valentine

A man who loves dick. He loves it so much and loves to give head on bridges for 5 dollars. He loves to get gang-banged by black men and suck anywhere when it invloves money.
It's fruity Valentine, quick get me my 5 dollars.
by Fruity Valentine August 11, 2019
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