turtle bay

Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.

Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!

by brardin July 4, 2014

Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Turtle Tug

A handjob received whilst on Adderall

Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies

by Milli Milli McMoney March 14, 2014

Turtle titties

Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.

"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"

by ImperialNarwahl May 11, 2014

Turtle Island

The name of this giant island that is our nation before all these rediculous gringos showed up uninvited.

God Bless Turtle Island

by Quitbuggin December 13, 2019

Turtle Time

To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.

Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

by Player Player March 19, 2003