Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

by pinkfoot January 18, 2009

Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.

Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.

by T-wizzie April 22, 2006

Turkish Delight

1. a sweet confectionary food originating from turkey made from starch and sugar. variations include dates, pistachios and walnuts. can also be infused with rosewater, mastic and lemon. are finally coated in icing sugar and served.
2. considered the richest, sweetest and most loved confection in turkey and other parts of the world
3. a delightful and loving individual who shares identical qualities to a slice of turkish delight

1. wow this dessert tastes delicious. it must be turkish delight

2. this turkish delight is taking the world by storm! its divine

3. that charming person sitting by the lake is such a turkish delight

by sultanalover June 23, 2010

turkish

a girl who is extremely beautiful with an amazing smile. someone who can make you happy even when you sad. someone who can make you smile no matter what. someone who is perfect in everway and it would be impossible to live without. the most beautiful and gorgeus girl in the world. some one you love and always will no matter what no matt who no matter when. the love of your life.

she knows who she is and she is called turkish

by Matt Yeoman December 14, 2008

Turlington Walk

n. The act of moving quickly on foot through Turlington Plaza in the University of Florida in order to avoid contact with flyer holders and other annoying people who constantly try to get your attention. The Turlington Walk is usually accompanied by donning sunglasses and/or headphones to further promote the illusion of distraction.

Once I realized that Student Government elections were tomorrow, I had to do a Turlington Walk in order to get to my afternoon class in Little Hall without being nagged at least fifty times.

by Maxwell Edison, M.D. March 26, 2009

Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014