Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.

That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!

by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008

get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

by Morty Nickels July 24, 2012

turtle wax

The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.

Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.

by Aco FIST October 22, 2013

Turtle Flower

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.

I love snapping turtles.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022

walk the turtle

Being slowed down by a drag.

Man working with Dave has been so slow, he’s making me really walk the turtle.

by Turtleman808 January 31, 2020