mine turtle

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.

Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012

how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003

turncoat

a traitor. A backstabber.

What a freakin turncoat.

by Adrian January 18, 2005

You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

snow turd

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.

"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"

by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006

turn you into a curb

Using insane amounts of uncontrolled force to set a lifelong friend straight on some dispute. When a simple beat down isn't enough, turn them into a curb.

If you insist on wearing layered clothes, I'm going to turn you into a curb.

by Gogojuice December 24, 2008

turd necklace

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

by J.C. Price May 4, 2009