Treesome

A threesome with one girl and two guys.

"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.

e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”

by yoc January 15, 2015

Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

by J scribs January 2, 2012

Talking Trees

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.

Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees

by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009

trees

Marijuana, THC, Shwag or Nugs(kind bud)

Damn, them trees got me higher than a mutha****er

by Brian September 13, 2004

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

treesh

kali kurtz

kali is a treesh

by bad influencers September 23, 2020