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IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.
IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!
by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018
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Duggie Traffic

Larger than average women who dont have to be particularly pretty.
Also see big bird and minger
Dawn French, Two Ton Tessie O'Shea and Bella Emburg,are typical examples of Duggie Traffic
by Wee Jock May 21, 2006
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ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat May 13, 2005
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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Regular Traffic

A vehicle that would not make any normal person look twice. A boring looking car. One you may see every day.
Oh he has a WRX? Dude… That’s regular traffic.
by Post Shalom July 13, 2022
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foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.
Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.
by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009
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New York Traffic Jam

When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.
Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."
by Fridaynightdelight March 4, 2013
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