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Toppest Up

When Da whole world plus just anyone couldn't get more higher on the stats for being the hottest match for her husband and all the high rating stats are going excellent and 100% POSITIVE upwards across the board for being the best couple for him and all the things she does and thinks ect are all the highest rated up on the scale for rankings in his eyes and also she's won all the first prizes for stuff to show off to him as well, and the shit rates up and checks out DEN U KNOW UVE SLAPPED THE BIG ONE AND HAVE GONE TOPPEST UP ACCROSS ALL VAIRIANTS AND SKILLS ARE AQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A SUCCSESSFULL MARRAGE AND RELATIONSHIP. Dats da Toppest up Woman for her man who's the toppestst up man for his woman. And Then Also DEN HE IS TOPPEST UP FOR HER TOO!!!!!!!! AMEN
Yo! You Heard, dat chick and dude always say toppest up???????????
Maybe they are made for each other!!!!

They couldn't be any more suited for going out and im sure they'll achieve a never-ending relationship together,

Their compatibility stats couldn't get any more Toppest UP = 100% Compadibility there distended for success!!!!
by Emms_002 August 29, 2022
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Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023
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tuppenny whore

The great-great-great grandmother of every white Australian who traces their ancestry back to convict times.
"I'm a proud, true 5th generation Australian - my great-great-great grandfather was Cockney trash who'd cut your throat for a shilling and mated our family out of the syphilis ridden cleft of a tuppenny whore!" said the Prime Minister in Canberra.
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)
by Gabbro September 10, 2023
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topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.
by VacaKen October 1, 2023
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toppertje

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Douwe helped me at work today, he is such a toppertje
by Toppertje December 27, 2023
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toppei!

mispelling of yoppei! which in itself is a mispelling of yippie!
a : i can make it to the party !
b : toppei!
by flamarangarang January 5, 2024
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Tuppence Face

When the features of a person's face are so close together they could be covered by a tuppence (a two pence piece).
His eyes, nose and mouth were so close together he had a tuppence face. (Possibly Colm Meaney, John C. Reilly)
by LadyJeff February 6, 2024
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