Trouche

A variation of a douche in which only harsh, direct, truthful facts are stated that are blasted out of proportion for no apparent reason with the goal of ruining someone's day, and personal outlook. This is someone who thinks they are being a douche, but is just a full blown, direct, cynical piece of shit dick head.

Holy Hell, that kid is trying to be such a douche, but he is just being a no good, opportunist, cynical trouche with no apparent motive other than being a posing son of a bitch.

by Hossman Jenkins September 23, 2011

trouche

a combination of "true dat" and "touche"
used only by HOTT-ASS mother fuckers

Erin: Damn that guy is a sex beast. I wanna tap that shit yo. i bet its 9 inches!

Kristin and Amy: TROUCHE!!!

by EriKrAmy April 26, 2009

touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

Toucheda

A combination of You Too, and Surpise. Most Commonly used as a comeback retort.

"What's as bright a the moon?"
"Her ass"
'Her' - "Toucheda!"

by AeonZeon April 3, 2015

Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.

Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!

by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018