Thefure

A part of the human body that is not likely to be named.(secret areas)

This dude went out all day, when he came back, his hand smelled like thefure

by AnimalFromTheJungleOfAfrica December 16, 2008

tonfused

a ton or alot of confusion.

Craig you look so tonfused right now.

by Mirrs January 26, 2010

toefartas

A ridiculous form of embarrassing punishment caused by a crack in personal space. The victim of the violated space takes and ties the annoying individuals hair to his or her toes and forces them to walk around until this said individual learns the lesson of personal space.

When my friend farted on my leg I threatened to toefartas her she did it again.

by camel6toe July 18, 2010

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Toyfulness

The quality of an object, amenity, or luxury, which lends an air of playfulness through its appearance, features, or fun in use.

"This car's dash is so full of toyfulness."

by WordPlayer May 18, 2012

Toeture

When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."

Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*

by MattTehDictionary July 25, 2016