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A ridiculous form of embarrassing punishment caused by a crack in personal space. The victim of the violated space takes and ties the annoying individuals hair to his or her toes and forces them to walk around until this said individual learns the lesson of personal space.
by camel6toe July 18, 2010
Get the toefartas mug.A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 25, 2011
Get the Tofu Magnet mug.The quality of an object, amenity, or luxury, which lends an air of playfulness through its appearance, features, or fun in use.
by WordPlayer May 18, 2012
Get the Toyfulness mug.When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."
Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*
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