Tradnostate

A state that is only populated by those who are trads. Like an Ethnostate, but for people who are traditional.

Did you hear learning to read is banned in the Tradnostate

by Phinal August 31, 2020

Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad

There is a toad man over there g

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

toadpiss

A magical substance excreted from your big mommy Milkers used for drinking by the gallon

drank outbid big mommy Milkers toadpiss

by Biggest mommy Milkers March 15, 2021

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

TOAD

Tits. Out. All. Day.

Hey Tonya’s brother hangs out with that old TOAD lady, she needs to put that shit away.

-Erica K

by EricaK April 20, 2022

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022