Thach weave

An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.

The Thach weave is what made America the world's dominant air power, and it still is to this day.

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic

He’s weaving like piss!

by Cock waver July 24, 2023

african weave snatcher

A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.

1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.

by suresandy April 22, 2018

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025